Former world champion formula one driver Lewis Hamilton apparently fell foul of Australia’s strict driving laws whilst in the country for the recent Grand Prix. He was given a ticking off for what the 25 year old racing ace described as “exuberant driving”. By coincidence a new road safety campaign has just been launched in Australia, titled, in typically coarse Aussie style “Don’t Be a D*ckhead”. Tim Pallas, the roads Minister stated that the sordid sobriquet applied to Lewis Hamilton.

That clip was an actual TV advert now being to Australia. One message from it – don’t use your mobile phone while driving. The other: red headed people are subhuman scum who should be subjected to ridicule. If you have auburn hair and have flights to Australia booked, you should probably cancel them now.